Eurovision Song Contest: Jemini perform for Nil Points

So as the UK is left today to face the fact yet again that everyone in the rest of Europe properly hates us, here's a reminder of how it could have been a lot worse!

Yes, despite Andy Abraham pulling in last place in last night's Eurovision Song Contest with a measily 14 points, he can rest soundly knowing that he at least got 14 points more than poor old Jemini who, back in 2003, notoriously became the first UK act to ever score the dreaded Nil Points in the Eurovision finals.

Here's their, ahem, "proud" performance on the night. Award yourself Douze Pointe if you manage to watch all the way through. Bonus points for spotting the note (singular) that's sung in tune!

First aired: 24 May 2003, BBC1.